If You Have A Spoiled Husband…

Homemade BBQ Sauce…Hand-rolled honey wheat AND white pizza dough (for the spoiled husband)20160201_203207.jpg BBQ Chicken Pizza!!!

Because I love my husband…(and don’t feel like listening to him whine) I made him his own “white” pizza, while I enjoyed my honey wheat bbq pizza and here’s what I did:

(Same bbq sauce recipe from the paleo chicken bbq dish, but doubled this for 2 pizzas):

  • 6 oz. Can Organic Tomato Paste
  • 1/4 Cup Apple Cider Vinegar
  • 1/2 Cup Water
  • 1/4 Cup 100% Maple Syrup
  • 2 Tbs. Honey
  • 2 Tbs. Molasses
  • 1 Tbs. Grape Seed Oil
  • 1/4 tsp. Salt
  • 1/2 tsp. Minced Onion
  • 1/4 tsp. Garlic Powder
  • 1/8 tsp. Cayenne Pepper
  • 1/8 tsp. 21 Season Salute (Trader Joe’s)
  • 1/8 tsp. Ground Cloves

For Honey Wheat Pizza Dough (same recipe as the pizza I made with veggies)

  • 1 lb. Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breast
  • BBQ Sauce (from above)
  • 2 Cups Whole Wheat Flour (plus extra for kneading)
  • 1/4 oz. Pizza Crust Yeast (“Fast and Easy”)
  • 2 tsp. Honey
  • 2/3 Cup Hot Water
  • 3 Tbs. Grape Seed Oil (plus extra for greasing baking sheet)
  • 1/8th Purple Onion (sliced)
  • 1 1/2 Cup Shredded Mozzarella Cheese (part skim)
  • Cilantro (for garnish)

In a small sauce pan, combine all ingredients for BBQ sauce, step by step, mixing as you go on medium/low-medium heat. You want the contents to simmer but not boil. Allow this to simmer, mixing occasionally, for about 10 minutes.

Cut the chicken into strips and cook in a skillet with a little oil over medium-medium/high heat, mixing occasionally to cook evenly. Once the chicken is about 3/4 way cooked through, remove from heat.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Grease your baking sheet (mine was 17 x 12 1/2). In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, yeast and honey and mix together. Slowly add the how water and mix until it forms a “sticky ball”. Remove from bowl and place on a cleaned surface, dusted with flour. Begin to knead the dough, adding more flour as you need so the dough doesn’t stick. Once the dough has been kneaded for about 4 minutes, or until it becomes “elastic”, begin to roll out into a rectangular form. Place on the greased cookie sheet and begin to press down and into the edges (I brush a little oil around the edges).

Bake the dough for 5 minutes. Remove from oven and pour scoops of the BBQ sauce to evenly spread, leaving a little room for the crust. Sprinkle the cheese, then the chicken strips and onion. Bake again for another 10-13 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle cilantro to garnish. Slice and serve!

We enjoyed this with Blue Fin Petite Sirah!

Brie And Green Apple Grilled Cheese

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I took some thin slices of prosciutto and laid them on a cookie sheet with some foil. I drizzled some grape seed oil, brown sugar, and cayenne pepper on top and baked at 400 for about 5 minutes, tops.

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Once they came out of the oven, I put them inside 2 slices of sprouted grain bread with fresh slices of Brie and Gouda cheeses, fresh slices of Granny Smith green apples and arugula. I heated the sandwich in a skillet with a little butter and flipped once it began to brown and the cheeses began to melt. Once the sandwich was browned on both sides, I removed from the heat and sliced the center.

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On the side, I sliced some English cucumber and plum tomato and put them together in a bowl with a little Red Wine Vinegar, Grape Seed Oil, fresh Dill, salt and pepper to taste. This was a DELICIOUS dinner and I would recommend it for any time of the day!

I enjoyed this dish with Napa River Sauvignon Blanc, which was perfectly paired with the green apple!! Every single ingredient from this dish was from Trader Joe’s, down to the wine!

Gluten-Free Turkey Meatloaf

This recipe is by far the yummiest, most satisfying meatloaf I have EVER had and I don’t feel guilty in the slightest because the only 2 “fillers” are corn flake crumbs and almond meal! I use mushrooms (weird?) to add flavor and moisture and a little Worcestershire sauce for a little kick. Please make and enjoy!! If you want a glass of wine while you make and enjoy this dish, I had Bluefin’s Petite Sirah. At less than $6 a bottle at Trader Joe’s, can you really pass on it??

  • 1 lb. Ground Turkey Meat ($2.99 at Trader Joe’s!)
  • 3 Eggs
  • 1 Cup Chopped Baby Bella Mushrooms
  • 1/2 Cup Almond Meal (Trader Joe’s)
  • 1/3 Cup Corn Flake Crumbs (I used Kellogg’s)
  • 1/4 Cup Ketchup (+ another 2 Tbs. for topping)
  • 2 Tbs. Worcestershire Sauce
  • 2 Tbs. Grated Parmesan Cheese
  • 1/2 tsp. Parsley
  • 1/4 tsp. Salt
  • 1/4 tsp. Onion Powder
  • 1/4 tsp. Garlic Powder
  •  1/4 tsp. Baking Powder

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large mixing bowl, combine the 3 eggs, beaten, and the turkey meat. Mix well. Add the mushrooms and mix again. Put the almond meal and corn flake crumbs and mix once more. Finally, add all remaining ingredients and mix together, then pour into a greased loaf pan spreading evenly (I used Trader Joe’s Extra Virgin Italian Olive Oil Spray to grease the pan).

Take the extra 2 Tbs. of ketchup and spread evenly over the top of the loaf.

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I’m Not Funny…Or Witty.

So…as it turns out after reading several awesome blogs on both skin care and cooking, I have come to the sad realization that I am neither funny nor witty.

I hate to say that, because I always think I’m funny, but that’s just the conversations I have going on alone in my head. It’s with a tilt of the head and a smart remark that no one else can hear that I chuckle to myself. Embarrassingly, however, I think if I uttered these thoughts aloud, no one would laugh but me…so alas, I keep them to myself.

Before you think to yourself “maybe she actually IS funny, but doesn’t speak her mind”, first of all, I thank you for your faith, BUT I have tried sharing the thoughts that go on in my mind and instead of laughs, I get a lot of “aawwww”s, which are really in sympathetic tones to my attempts at witty humor.

I accept this. I’m not the girl who takes her top off and posts pictures of myself on a camel because she’s gorgeous and hilarious (all praise Chelsea Handler), or bakes a killer turkey stuffed with garlic butter, all while looking completely gorgeous AND being both funny AND witty (God bless you, Chrissy Teigan), or the beautiful, talented and hilarious Ali from http://bitchesbeglutenfree.com/me.html

It’s cool, though. Respect.

Hope you like all my stuff..even though it’s not funny…or witty. I just like wine and food and skin care.

The “Gluten-Free/Paleo” Life

Ok, so I say “gluten-free” and “paleo” BUT I don’t always eat this way. I try to eat mostly whole foods and stay away from breads, pastas and rice. TRY. Sometimes, like last night, I make a delicious dish that has rice in it and you just can’t substitute, like rice noodles for pad thai. I mean, zucchini noodles aren’t gonna cut it!

I drink wine. A lot. I love wine, I’ve been drinking wine since I was a little girl at my Nonna and Papa’s kitchen table. It’s not paleo and I could care less. These pictures were taken in Punta Cana for our wedding in November and you can bet your bottom I was drinking wine before the wedding…that shit was stressful.

When I do cut back on all the yummy things like pastas and breads, I don’t substitute them with gluten-free versions. I don’t have celiac disease, forcing me to improvise. I just feel less bloated and more toned when I avoid those simple carbohydrates.

Any advice I might give a future bride or anyone trying to get a bit more fit is to cut out the foods you know you shouldn’t be eating and replace them with whole foods that fill you up and satisfy your palate. Add weights into your workout routine. I was always a cardio queen. Give me an In Touch magazine, a stair-master and Rhianna radio on my Pandora and I’ll sweat my butt off and feel like I accomplished something, BUT it never toned my body. Adding Body Pump class (moderate weights with lots of repetition/total body workout) was what got me tighter and smaller. I always thought weights would make me bulky, but they did NOT. I didn’t drink soda or juices either. Ever. I’d rather have stevia in my coffee in the morning and wine during the week than a soda or glass of juice any day. I heard recently that one serving of soda has more sugar in it than you need for the entire week!

My go to substitutions to cut cravings and fill/satisfy me:

  • Avocado! I put this in salads, added it to veggies for side dishes or under a meat/protein
  • Beans! Especially black beans, I eat these in place of pasta or rice.
  • Zucchini! I made noodles under a sauce, diced and added to ground turkey for meatballs, cut up and sautéed to add to veggies to help fill me up
  • Mango! I know there’s a lot of sugar, so I would eat it early in the day and make ceviche with it, which included avocado, shrimp and lots of lemon and cilantro. I also ate it alone as long as I wasn’t going to have any other sugar for the day. It’s like candy!
  • Spicy sauces and seasonings! When you’re trying to eat well, you get bored after a while (or at least I do!) and start craving other food. Adding a lot of spice (if that’s your thing) REALLY helped me, and is actually great for your metabolism. I added siracha to eggs, cayenne pepper to bean salads and Frank’s Red Hot to pretty much anything, especially chicken tenders (a paleo version, found in my recipes) for a “buffalo chicken” dish with celery and carrots.
  • Protein muffins and paleo pancakes were perfect every morning with my cup of coffee (which I would rather cut off a limb than take away) and filled me up. (Both found in my recipes, as well)
  • Sparkling water with lemon and lime, MAYBE a splash of cranberry. This “mocktail” was my go-to when I was cutting back on the wine. I still put it in a fancy glass:)

Kind of regretting the 2 Hershey Kisses I had before this post:/ Oh well, no Nature’s Path cereal for dessert tonight! (something else I do).

 

Gluten Free Chicken Pad Thai

SOOOOOOO delicious!!

  • 1 Tbs. Sesame Oil
  • 1/2 Shallot
  • 3 Eggs
  • 2 lbs. Chicken breast
  • 3/4 Fresh Cilantro
  • 3 Tbs. Chopped Scallions
  • 1 1/2 Cup Bean Sprouts
  • 1/2 Cup Rice Vinegar
  • 1/2 Cup Lime Juice
  • 1/4 Cup Siracha
  • 1/4 Cup Fish Sauce
  • 1/4 Cup Liquid Amino Acids
  • 1/4 Cup Oyster Sauce
  • 1/2 Cup Crushed Peanuts
  • 16 oz. Flat Rice Noodles

In a sauté pan, pour a little sesame oil and heat over medium. Beat the eggs and pour into heated pan, scrambling as they cook. After cooked completely, set aside. Pour a little more of the sesame oil into the pan and throw in the chicken, cut into cubes.

While the chicken is cooking, stirring occasionally, cook the rice noodles as instructed (I boil for about 4 minutes because I like them cooked al dente).

Once the chicken has cooked thoroughly, remove the chicken, leaving the juice and add the diced shallot into the pan, stirring a few times while the shallot softens. Once the shallot has softened, add the egg and chicken back into the pan. Toss together and add the noodles. Finally, pour the liquid ingredients over everything and toss together. Finally, add the cilantro, peanuts and bean sprouts and toss once more. Serve immediately and ENJOY!!

I enjoyed this tonight with some Grower’s Reserve Chardonnay…because, you know…I like to drink wine while I cook…and eat;)

In Every Relationship…

They say you learn something from every relationship…

Take your bottle of white, wrap it in paper towels and dampen completely with cool water. Stick in the back of your freezer and set the timer for at least 10 minutes. Open and enjoy!!!

Thank you, 2008 for gaining some very important and useful tips on how to chill wine in 10 minutes! (Every moron will teach us something, right;)